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Live Journal Idol XX Week 0 - Cats
Sep. 8th, 2026 11:34 amI think the main thing you need to know about me is i have five cats. In order of size:
Dr. Mister Levi Kawalski:
Levi is our large primary cat supported by four emergency back up cats. He's the oldest of our clowder and is roughly the size of a Moose.
Princess Alea Lilbeach:
Alea will bite you. She's the second oldest and what she lacks in height she makes up for in girth. She's had allergy issues her whole life but that hasn't stopped her from ruling the bed. Her hobbies include biting my wife when she wants food, scratching my wife when she wants food and sitting so that her butt is directly on my face when she wants food.
Jack, Son of Jack, First of His Name:
Jack is the largest of three brothers. We inherited (?) them when a relative died. I have extensive scratch scarring on my arms mostly from him. I'm his favorite human but also his favorite thing to parkour off of when he needs to reach higher levels. Jack has two modes: passed out like he fell off a tall building and skittish like the whole world is on fire.
The Wu:
The Wu - originally Wolverine, then Wu Wu - is Levi's nemesis. He will only drink water from a running faucet which means we have a timer permanently set to three minutes so we remember when to turn the water off. He is a sweetheart but his mode of showing love includes biting your hand and then pulling. "I love you so much I will eat your hands."
Miklo:
There are secrets in this universe. Miklo knows them. All of them. He wants to share them with you but he's limited in his vocabulary. This vexes him.
Me:
I'm 58. I am an imaginary rock star. No really. I'm also a teacher. I won a mini-season of LJI under the name Prog-shlock. Let's do this.
Dr. Mister Levi Kawalski:
Levi is our large primary cat supported by four emergency back up cats. He's the oldest of our clowder and is roughly the size of a Moose.
Princess Alea Lilbeach:
Alea will bite you. She's the second oldest and what she lacks in height she makes up for in girth. She's had allergy issues her whole life but that hasn't stopped her from ruling the bed. Her hobbies include biting my wife when she wants food, scratching my wife when she wants food and sitting so that her butt is directly on my face when she wants food.
Jack, Son of Jack, First of His Name:
Jack is the largest of three brothers. We inherited (?) them when a relative died. I have extensive scratch scarring on my arms mostly from him. I'm his favorite human but also his favorite thing to parkour off of when he needs to reach higher levels. Jack has two modes: passed out like he fell off a tall building and skittish like the whole world is on fire.
The Wu:
The Wu - originally Wolverine, then Wu Wu - is Levi's nemesis. He will only drink water from a running faucet which means we have a timer permanently set to three minutes so we remember when to turn the water off. He is a sweetheart but his mode of showing love includes biting your hand and then pulling. "I love you so much I will eat your hands."
Miklo:
There are secrets in this universe. Miklo knows them. All of them. He wants to share them with you but he's limited in his vocabulary. This vexes him.
Me:
I'm 58. I am an imaginary rock star. No really. I'm also a teacher. I won a mini-season of LJI under the name Prog-shlock. Let's do this.
